Think of these...

Am I out of the circle? Or is there no circle?

Is it half empty or half full?

Catch no ball? Where s the ball?

Newton's laws of motion

The 3 laws that govern the motion of material objects. They were first written down by Isaac Newton in the 17th century and gave rise to a general view of nature known as the clockwork universe. The laws are:

(1) Every object moves in a straight line unless acted upon by a force.
(2) The acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the net force exerted and inversely proportional to the object's mass.
(3) For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Murphy Law`

Murphy Law ~ Any of certain humorous axioms stating that anything that can possibly go wrong, will go wrong.

Almost strangler the salesperson

I almost strangler the salesperson instantly.

LiDeBoi: So where is the service centre?
Salesperson: It s in Orange Grove Road...
LiDeBoi: But sorry, where is this place?
Salesperson: It s in Orchard.
LiDeBoi: Any distinct landmark?
Salesperson: It s opposite Orchard Hotel.

LiDeBoi: Where is Orchard Hotel? Any other landmark or ???
Salesperson: It s in Orange Grove Road.
LiDeBoi: Okie in Orchard (looks puzzled)
Salesperson: Opposite Orchard Hotel.

LiDeBoi: You mentioned it twice. Neva mind. Thanks.